co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

betterdeadthancoward:

capricorn-onthe-cob:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

The Office in real life

I love my skin!

pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

cumrn:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

yeah and? 200 years ago they had oil paintings
life goes on

robin-sparkles:

Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.

robin-sparkles:

Oh man, I cried so hard when Fred got eliminated from America’s Next Top Model.

only-one-canoli:

my only regret is the time i wasted on heterosexuality